First let me get over with the bad part.
Tashan happens when Aditya chopra throws loads of money at a stunt scene director and says "Go... do a Movie!".
Meaningless stunt sequences. Matrix meets Rajnikant meets kungfu-hustle.
Some mash-up of hindi and english which the director thinks is cool and funny. Mindblowing. Literally.
A Kareena who has not been given anything to eat for a month.
The word "Tashan" in almost every dialogue. If they had read this blog they would have found much better dialogues at no cost. Ok, sorry for boasting.
Words like "bitch" "chinal" "maa behen" being used uncensored defintely speak volumes on the liberalisation of CBFC.
I think Bollywood and Sandalwood(Kannada filmdom) have exchanged their lyricists. Because nowadays much better stuff is happening in my state. "White white face dekhe...Dilwa Beating Fast Sasura Chance Mare Re Hoooo".
Now lets move on to the better part.
The last of the trailers was being shown when suddenly what seemed liked a powercut happened.
In walks in a man in blue jeans, black t shirt , red hat following a person who appeared like theatre owner.
I also happened to notice that the first row( from top) of the balcony was completely empty. We were in the second row.Mr M S Dhoni took the seat behind mine. Nobody had noticed him. I turned back and said "Hey Dhoni!". He said "Hi!". The first part of the torture that i recounted above started.
Came the interval.
VC:"Your Sonata ad rocks!"
Dhoni(smiles):Oh!.. you have seen that already?"
It actually is not being aired on TV yet. Neither its there on youtube.
VC:"Ya.. and awesome dance!"
Dhoni:"Haha!... Thanks!"
And then out of nowhere there is a big crowd of girls and ladies. Everybody wants their pictures clicked. He gave away loads of autographs also.
Some girl shouts "dhoni!.. please look at the camera.. please!". And he happily obliged.
The theatre owner comes and pleads everyone to calm down and let him inflict upon us more torture.
Dhoni was whisked away 10 minutes before the movie ended.
God save Bangalore Royal Challengers today!.
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6 comments:
damn you!
i miss EVERYTHING!
thats all?!
i thought there would be more to the Dhoni part in this post.. or is this in someway trying to be not-cool even after having met someone cool?
no one can save royal challengers dude...i think chennai super kings will score 300 :) ...nice one ..did u take pic with him or allu bitti scopaaaaaaaaa illa levellla ?
@rakesh,
Thats it man. Nothing much.
@TC,
in the interval , like an idiot i clicked for evryone. I wanted to take one at the end of movie. But he left even before the movie ended. missed it. My other family members took it though.
Lucky macha. When I go to movies I see only bunch of losers. Who have come with me.
@jumpa,
LOL!...
but then i think you should stop coming to movies with us and take your chicks(i know you are very possesive about them and also nowadays you are going to gym.. so i wont risk taking names)... cmon man they deserve better.
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